I needed sources of my own to speak to the biochemical makeup of male ejaculate and how it behaves when it comes in contact with water.

Children of Men.

What is your favorite dinosaur?

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

...what else would a macchiato be?!

You can get an amazing cheap lunch from any bakery in France by simply getting a mini quiche. They will heat it up for you and everything (just ask for it “chauffee”). So unbelievably delicious for just over €2.

I think you mean “un crème”!

Yeah, it’s amazing. I’m in France now. 55 cents for a deliciously made cafe au lait, with a foamy top and a tiny spoon from a vending machine.

Even ‘cafe au lait’ from an automatic vending machine is good in France, somehow. I don’t understand. I drink my coffee black at home, too!

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

Ok, I think it’s morally bankrupt and self-harmful to spend time with people that have repugnant views. I also think you should love yourself and your fellow man more if you think it’s justifiable and self-evident that every man in the world would have sex with her.

I know this is the internet, and “why would you lie,” etc, but I truly and honestly don’t believe you. How could you not talk about ANYTHING political nowadays???

Destroying the caterer must really fuck with the green room after the show.

No. James had the best case for finals MVP from the losing team in 2015. He played even better, with even less supporting cast and won two. He deserved the finals MVP that year and the world is a dick for not giving it to him.

Kudos to Kevin Durant and I’m sincerely happy that he got his chip. I personally have no qualms with him teaming up with the Warriors to create a dynastic Monstars-type team that will tear through the league for years to come (if all goes according to plan). Hell, if I could do it too, I would in a New York minute.

Yeah! FUCK YOU, CHILDREN! How dare you not be edgy and cool!

“You just talk in circles and waste time.”

Fascinating stuff!

So you mean the ‘league pass effect’ is all about the greater national audience seeing flaws that were always there, but have only now been exposed?

1) you’re an idiot that clearly haven’t watched any of the Cavs playoffs games