Extremely goth can only be extremely good.

The problem I have with the tone of my voice is that I often sound sarcastic when I’m being genuine, usually I can’t tell until someone reacts.

Any article with a headline that starts with “Extremely Goth...” is going to get my click dollars.

How long until she’s named in a lawsuit. With the walking hard-ons at Fox, she’s going to have to walk around with a fucking rape trombone.

Uh-oh. Long needs to start sending out his resume. Dear Leader doesn’t like when someone has more attention than him.

And! - In an off-the-cuff remark, he noted that Long “really has become very famous on television over the last couple of days” 

It’s what happens when you have a person who views everything as transactional.

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

I think whoever is in charge should address it, in private, and explain to the intern that it’s best practice to dress business casual—and runner shorts don’t fit that description.

Film festival media is listing Mudbound and Kings as “must see” so that’s what I mean by buzz. Ready Player One is a big ass budget film directed by Steven Spielberg, OF COURSE it gets its trailers early. They probably showed it at Comic Con. Ready Player One is in the same level as the Hunger Games, Iron Man, Star…

Ignorant or heartless?

If he hasn’t left by this evening, he has a very good chance of that happening. Because there will no way for anyone to leave by then and Corpus Christi is fucked. Katrina level fucked.

Yeah the suspect red flags are always those who preface any problem with “my life is cushty so it’s not me who’s to blame”.

Yup. Ladies, if a woman is hitting on your guy friend, please let them know ASAP, because good chances are, they don’t realize it unless she is literally grabbing his dick.

Yeah, I’m highly suspicious of these men who write asking for advice but their descriptions of themselves are biased AF and clearly trying to steer whatever advice they get in a certain direction. Ask for advice, dude, no need to state how magnanimous you and your life are. Maybe by adding all that shit to your letter…

I have a problem with maintaining a woman’s interest, and after careful introspection of every other facet of my personality, life situation, and mannerisms, I have to conclude my lack of sexual experience is the issue.

Something that a lot of people miss is back channel availability. When I’m on vacation, I’m definitely reachable to the people covering for me in case they need something, but it’s the rest of the company I’m not available for. That way, I’m letting my team learn and grow and exercise authority with my support, and…

Let’s say you’re the Director of Communications for the Red Wings. If you were on vacation two weeks ago, you would have been out of the office when neo-Nazi’s were carrying your logo when they marched down the street.