planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Well if you can’t believe a guy who pees on a naked 14 year old on tape, who can you believe?

Ugh.
How much to never hear my stalker’s name or have to know anything about him ever again? I would seriously pay good money to have someone fucking field these calls.

That’s how I feel as well. I love shopping alone (I don’t even like shopping with friends). I usually do some shopping and then I take myself to lunch. It’s a nice “alone” activity, to be honest. My man doesn’t like shopping and buys nearly all his clothes online, so why in the world would I ever want him to come with…

I rarely go shopping with my wife unless we are buying things for our children. She likes to shop and feels uncomfortable shopping with someone that doesn’t like it as much as she does. She in turn doesn’t accompany me to soccer games because she doesn’t enjoy that. Married people can do things separately and also do…

This. If it’s a pop by while we’re at the mall (which, why the fuck would I ever, ever set foot in a mall) sure, I’ll go in, but otherwise: nope. I guess I would go if it were taking our kids (don’t have any). Otherwise, like you do your thing I’ll do mine is pretty great; including for short weekend trips and shit.…

My husband likes shopping and I hate it. I go directly to and get the few things I/we need, and he wants to inspect the entire store to see if they have anything interesting. It makes me crazy. 100% would prefer to spend my time playing video games. But I guess those throw pillows he found were nice.

Agreed. I do not bring my husband (or anyone else) shopping. I have shit to do. Leave me alone so I can get it done. :)

Do married people have to spend all their time together? Is it a literal union, where they can’t be physically apart? That sounds awful.

Why wouldn’t husbands and wives just go on their own damned shopping excursions unless there is something to be procured that is of interest to both of them? I have never understood this tired-out cliche of the poor dumbass whiny husband being “dragged” shopping by the demanding wife. The last time my wife and I went…

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

My city has a “nutrition center” that sells shakeology mixed in different sweet recipes like cookies and cream and recreating starbucks drinks. People (and by people I mean my nutritionally inept female coworkers) will spend close to $10 for a single shake and then brag about how full and satisfied they are for hours…

Shirley is my queen.

Never Forget Fiona Apple.

How does one not like Garbage???

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

We all know that what color you dress your child in will affect how they turn out as an adult. That’s why I always dress my son in all black so he will grow up to be Batman.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.