Blame it on my Catholic upbringing, obsession with the horror genre and ridiculous interest in prophecies but I was laying in bed last night wondering what the chances are that anyone or anything would survive nuclear war and whether it’s even worth trying for a baby again because it would be such a short life with a…

I’d like to believe that other countries wouldn’t respond with the same childish petty behaviors so many of current politicians have just because they can.

I hope they hate every minute of it. If you’re working in this administration for any other reason than to take it down or keep him from launching warheads then you deserve every miserable minute you spend working for El Dumbo.

I appreciate the sentiment but I think the execution is flawed. The point is that the pay gap shouldn’t exist and neither should there be an extra tax on products just because they’re female-use only or repackaged in pink. I would’ve just advertised it as a gender gap discount. There would still be whining but at…

I work in the entertainment industry. It’s basically marketing for myself and my projects as well as a way for colleagues to contact me directly without having to go through agents and lawyers if we haven’t yet met. I don’t get personal or too cute with it.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious but herpes isn’t the only STI/STD in existence.

It felt pretty damp but probably not enough.

It can be annoying at times but professionally it helps me to have some social media presence so I just have my pro accounts and then the personal instagram. People seem satisfied enough with seeing photos occasionally so that they stay off your pro account but I asked in advance that they not comment on my pro stuff…

Yeah, that stuff is gross. I like to scrub it by hand and then run it through the dishwasher but I use a disposable paper towel to do it so I guess I’m in the no dish sponge camp but pro dishwasher.

That’s essentially the point I was trying to make. It’s not about the sexual behavior (if anything contraception increases our sexual freedom), it’s about the increased risk of being exposed to something in particular situations. It’s no different from saying that you increase the chances for an accident if you’re a…

Wasn’t racism cured the minute Obama was proclaimed President-Elect. /s

God, yum! But, yeah, no glove, no love.

Neither are blue balls. If you’re contagious at the time you’re trying to engage in sexual activity then you should be open about it with your partner or at the very least take precautions so that you’re not transmitting your infection to someone else. This isn’t just about the Herpes claims, she said that his dick…

I don’t get the fascination with fucking celebrities. It doesn’t make you special, they fuck everything that moves. Unlike STIs, talent (when they have it) isn’t transmittable. Wrap it up always, and if a man refuses then that should be a big enough red flag to not go anywhere near their smelly and crusty ass junk.…

Costume parties are the best parties and this one is particularly unique for a baby shower. All the best to Serena and her new family. The little one will be so adored.

Your example feels a bit extreme because I don’t think it’s the norm for owners to make-out with their pets but I get where you’re coming from. I think my issue is more with the dishwasher more than anything because that seems the most neurotic.

Got me again. *rme*

So clever, Brandi.

The whole body acceptance movement is so misguided. Bodies comes in a all shapes and sizes. All of them are valid. No one is required to justify their existence on this earth. No one is entitled to question someone’s self-worth. No one should be feel pressured to live up to someone else’s standards.