I burned a sponge two weeks ago microwaving it. It’s the same brand I always use, same amount of time and same microwave. I still don’t understand what went wrong but it’s something new to be aware of, I guess.

Well, it is probably one of the major reasons her husband left her. She’s one of those people that if you accidentally bump into her will go on a massive tirade about what a fucking bitch you are and make it personal instead of waiting or asking for an apology like a grown adult so just imagine how easily low she will…

My friend works in the music business and raised her daughter exclusively on the music that she loved, and in general didn’t give into all the trendy toys that are over by the time New Year’s comes around, kid shows, etc., and her daughter turned out amazing and with impeccable taste. I have every intention of doing…

If you can’t read then you probably can’t do math either.

Governor Cuomo and the New York Army National Guard?

(male) Caucasian Broadcasting (tired) Stereotypes

Why am I not surprised that this happened in San Diego’s armpit?

It’s really old school so not a lot of people know about it but it is technically the proper etiquette. I don’t have a problem with anyone who is not comfortable with hugs but finds themselves in a huggy situation being the first to hold out a hand for a handshake as a means of avoiding the dreaded invasion of…

Every sign pointed to him being a shit but I secretly hoped that privately it worked and people just didn’t get it but I was probably just projecting my own shit. (not that my husband was a flashing neon sign but a lot of malicious people tried to make it out that he was only interested in me for a green card even…

Yes, for some people it’s a much more intimate act than for others which is why the handshake exists and the etiquette is in place for the woman to hold out her hand first. We’ve really become animals over the years.

Hold out your right hand for the handshake and hold up your left hand like a stop sign to signal there will be no hugging. If they come in for a hug anyway push them back gently and make sure to stay away from the boundary crossing assholes in the future.

I stopped vaccinating my dog as much. He has all his vaccines since he was a puppy and 5 solid years after that of getting boosters every six months to a year but as he’s gotten older and given his lifestyle now the vet doesn’t feel he needs such an aggressive schedule. It will depend on the dog and the vet but not…

OMG, please put him behind bars now or in psych ward, whatever. This guy is only going to get more violent.

Younger last night!!!!! I have so many feels but I just know they’re going to dick me around but I’m so #TeamCharles and he’s so fucking cute and they better get together like now!

Won’t work, I kick them off myself as the night progresses but if it can pull my husband or pillow out of my arms that might actually do the trick. Does it work in reverse because not having to make a gigantic bed every morning would actually help me out?

Anyone who’s worked in the corporate world knows that the majority at the top is never aware of shit and never does shit so why would we be surprised that the most under the radar SoS wouldn’t just keep CEO’ing his way through barely public life. Ol boy is just waiting out the clock to get back into business with the…

Ugh, I’ve tried so many products and I just can’t get my pubes to hold a curl! #straightpubeproblems

Because people’s outrage stays at a 10 over every little thing so when massive assholes come along who have done utterly despicable and often physically abusive things it’s taken less seriously and quickly blows over for another ‘scandal.’ All the internet outrage, much of it performative or turn attention onto…

And this is why I will stay an independent for probably the rest of my life. I hate that I’ll have to deal with fliers from all sides now but fuck the Democratic Party. They are so fucking clueless that they deserve to get their teeth kicked in.

Except the current toddler mentality in Washington and across the country is that if I can’t have it all then you can’t have any. It’s peak petty and we all need to grow up and let shit go. I’d rather move three steps forward even if I’m pushed back one than not move at all, or even worse, get pushed further back…