The Beetle was popular because the English had seized it and positioned it as a British triumph. Ironically they were unable to sell Triumphs.

The Beetle sold in Europe was after de-nazification, because the original fascist owners had issues delivering on reservations, of all things (and this is true). 

Donald Trump has the writing style of the subtitle guy that was sacked from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

Delivered to actual customers or delivered to a Tesla center? They're piling up in the field next to my local center....all year. 

There is a special place in hell for websites that let you hover over one thing, then jump around so you end up clicking on another...

I love to spend $4,200 on making my car look exactly the same.

It’s a little annoying but I like to think it’s even more annoying to the dipshit who decided to ditch a well-known brand name for no good reason other than his own hubris and narcissism.

Counterpoint, yes because nobody should acknowledge it as X and let it keep being a thorn in the side of the stupid horse trader.

The mindset that insists on things like this is beyond seeking ostentatious displays of wealth. It’s obscene, vulgar even. There’s a part of me that’s genuinely sad, that so much wealth can be hoarded by a single human.

Kotaku lost their comment section a month or so ago. Jalopnik is now the only G/O site that has comments which is crazy to think about. I’m sure the other sites including Jalopnik are on the selling block as well. 

Because when Jackoff crashes his helicopter because he was too busy paying attention to getting an awesome “frag” on the Lamborghini, a bunch of money has to be spent investigating, then a bunch of money has to be spent cleaning up the crash site, then someone has to pay for the hospitalization, the legal battles with…

Yep, here’s how it’s done.

The google says decepzione is Italian for deception, like a sleeper. But it also says decepzione is Corsican for disappointment, like a Chrysler.

Grabthar’s Hammer for avenging.

So, he assumed the unmarked car was a kidnapper when he spotted it RETURNING his daughter?

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Come on, mate.

Somewhere, Tavarish’s ears just perked up.

His condition makes him literally a Belgian Ail.