I read this and think you’re not old enough to remember when a third party run DID bring change - 1992, when the Republicans lost because of Ross Perot. That led to a definite shift in the direction of the party that really is the reason for their successes since then, starting with 1994.

Anyone who has a problem voting for a woman in the general was probably voting Republican anyway, and anyone specifically voting for a woman because she’s a woman was probably voting Democratic.

That’s only because “life as we know it” got stuck in Schuylkill traffic.

We’ll just have to get Trey Parker and Matt Stone to throw a “North” into “America - Fuck Yeah”

Clickbaiters gotta bait.

It’s only a bad thing to the white people who need to come here and claim offense for POC so they can feel good about themselves.

Yeah, that really struck me, too. She completely ignores the apology and just continues hitting the same points.

And she was getting her diaper changed then?

He’s so worth it. One of my few disappointments with this game is that Growlithes don’t spawn near me.

What a bunch of dicks.

Great idea, Nigel! Looks like that promotion is almost guaranteed. Could you get Anna to fetch some coffee for the team?

How long do you have to stay on top of the game at Sundance to be eligible for the Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award, though?

I don’t think Kinja’s character limit will allow me to list the ways in which I think Hillary Clinton is unqualified to be President (a summation: I’m only a Democrat now so I can vote against her in primaries), and yet I’m wavering on my commitment because Trump is so bad.

I live in PA, and I did vote sane. Sadly he lost to Clinton in the primary.

Johnson was an excellent governor. Do you think he’s forgotten how to govern just because he hitched his wagon to the half-lunatics of the Libertarian party?

I don’t know if nobody did it or they edited out, but if someone asked me to “sing something from a Marvel movie”, I probably would’ve broken straight into “Shoot to Thrill” from the best scene in Avengers 1. Or at least “Iron Man” from the end of that movie.

Luckily all the harm that Yoko Ono has inflicted upon the world has been gender-neutral.

That would certainly be the kind of thing that happens to the Browns. The ultimate indignity would be if the pick the Eagles got from the Vikings ends up being better than their own pick.

He’s not THAT good, I’m sure. He’ll have some bad games, all rookie QBs do - although looking at that schedule, outside Minnesota, Seattle, Cincinnati and maybe Green Bay, that’s a LOT of bad defenses the Eagles get to play this year, maybe you’re right.

And the Eagles surprise by going 7-9 or so in a shitty NFC East so the Browns don’t even get a great first rounder out of it.