That’s great. I remember “Friends Don’t Let Friends Go to Pitt” shirts when I was up there in the 90's.

I love our trophy. Feels like it should be sponsored by Bureaucracy.com

Or possibly that since his solution to the situation in the Middle East is to LEAVE, he specifically avoids that news.

I agree, but that’s a different argument than mocking a guy for not knowing something that clearly isn’t important to his campaign.

That’s like that post lamenting that nobody burned Ray Rice jerseys (they did) or Tyreek Hill jerseys. Like who the hell had a Tyreek Hill jersey to burn. Even OKST probably asked for theirs back.

That’s also the best description of HR ever written.

Courtney Brown. I went to college with both him and a girl with the same name.

Johnson’s foreign policy can be summed up as “let other countries figure their own shit out”. I don’t see any reason why he’d know Aleppo as part of that.

Harry Connick Jr gets no love for kicking the tires and lighting the fires.

James Neal is usually my go-to on “active player” knee jokes, since he kneed a dude in the head and all, but thank God he’s not American, either.

Still better than Kathleen Kane!

Man, Poz was named the best defensive player in college TWICE. No love.

Shhh, they don’t like the truth round these parts.

It’s not just possible, it’s almost certainly the case. But never let facts get in the way of some good outrage.

I love my mom, but “funny” is not a word people would use to describe her.

Nice! And it makes it all the more confusing when you see somebody who actually does like a Mike Hunt or Ben Dover though.

We got incredible service from a Sile (there was an accent in there somewhere) when we stayed at Ashford Castle on our honeymoon! I had to look at her name tag like four times though.

I got my first name from the delivery room nurse, because my parents decided to spend 9 months picking out my (weird) middle name and no time at all on a first name.

But my mom hasn’t regretted it - I think she might regret that I wasn’t a girl tho!

Groove *IS* in the heart.

My mom was very specific that we never call my brother “Benny” because she hated Benny Hill.

So of course we only did it when we wanted to tweak her.