Worst thing to happen in Whitefish Bay since the Edmund Fitzgerald came up 15 miles short.

If you honestly think this doesn’t happen in other industries, especially client facing ones, you’re quite mistaken. I’m in payroll services and we used to joke “there’s no crying in payroll” because there ABSOLUTELY was crying in payroll - sometimes you just have to go to your car (or if you’re at a good payroll…

Lost in this boring discussion about Columbus below is the important fact that “thot juice” has been added to my vocabulary. Thank you!

I used to work at Sesame Place (tagline: The only Anheuser Busch theme park that doesn’t serve beer!) and they had a policy of making everything after-tax come out to even dollar amounts - makes sense, given that a) it’s a water park, so who wants coins and b) the target audience is 3-6 year olds.

They stopped it when…

The Super Bowl, first held after the 1966 NFL season, is actually older than the wishbone offense, developed in 1968. So we can definitely say that none of the (mostly, tho not all) white part-time construction workers playing for a hot meal on those NFL champions were running the wishbone offense.

I mean, that’s no less valid to me than, say, the Chiefs’ 1969 title. It’s silly to treat the 1966 Packers as “champs” and the 1965 Packers as “nonexistent” just because of the name of the title at the end.

Figures the punter would be too stupid to know that the Eagles are 3-time NFL champs.

Of course the fans are still treating him better than DeSean Jackson treated Matt Dodge.

Thank you for coming forward to admit to us that you are, in fact, the problem.

He looks like Bret “The Hitman” Hart with Adam Duritz’s younger-self hair.

+2 Flex-Foot Cheetahs

How about Geena Davis as Ms. Rourke, and Hayden Panettiere as Tattoo?

It’s good to see the MLB aggressively following the NFL’s lead in “arbitrary penalties that will be overturned upon appeal.”

Agree with you there. As much as I like him, it would’ve been better to cast another Asian actor. I just wonder if there wasn’t one of his stature available.

I’m pretty sure you missed my point (and I may not have been clear enough, for which I apologize). “Mindy Park” does not jump off the page as a Korean-American name to anyone who’s met a white person with the surname “Park” (which is not super uncommon). If her name was Min-seo Park, that’d be different, but there’s…

You used far too many words to say “Kara Brown isn’t half as smart as she thinks she is.”

So your take on “Park” is the valid one, and not the casting director’s or Ridley Scott’s? Good to know.

Am I supposed to be upset they cast two straight actors as Dumbledore, too? Because that’s exactly as “outside the book canon” as Mindy Park being Korean-American.

“Would there still be outrage” is the silliest question in the history of Jezebel.

It’s the natural end to “It’s the impact, not the intent” style policies. She was afraid (because racism) so he’s automatically in the wrong (despite racism) and needs to be punished (racism).

It’s gotta be the same theory for why people always get in the longest lines at toll booths, or men seem to get hit on more once they’re married. The approval of other human beings subconsciously steers us toward that choice.