This is accurate; it’s fucking tomato soup in a bread bowl, to quote our political Dad.

“An IPA brewed with the ideology that the dominant beer of an area, such as Sam Adams in Boston or Bud Light in most of the country, should remain the dominant beer of that area.”

We actually call it “hate chicken”, but I think the hate might make it taste better.

This deserves all the stars. I always answer that I fully support feminism, but I’m not a feminist, because “feminist” has a lot of baggage and self-identifiers I’d rather not be defined by/grouped with.

Yup! I was actually their payroll processor for about 6 months.

I think it’s entirely possible that the Oktoberfest brewed in Tampa is better than the stuff from Pottsville.

That could be it. I regularly defend Yuengling as being quite good for its intent, but the Oktoberfest up here in PA sucks.

Well, we finally figured out what it’s gonna take to get some cops fired.

It takes a special degree of asshole to stand out among the worst of the worst athletes. Kevin Johnson, you are that special degree of asshole.

This is why I love those countries that have a government department for which names are acceptable.

Yeah, heaven forbid they get around to impeaching our sad excuse for an attorney general.

“Balding is genetics, bald is a choice”.

Also, he’s basically described EVERY music snob I know, not just Pitchfork.

Assholes like Costa are the only thing that can make the “play the game the right way” dinosaurs in baseball seem right once in a while.

Kind of a shrug on this one. I’m almost 40 and I still call my friends’ parents Mr. and Mrs., as well as anyone I primarily interacted with when I was a kid. My fiancee’s parents have insisted on Kathy and Brian.

The Toys R Us story reminds me of one my parents have told us, from the first year the NES was out in America.

+3 Reichs

This is a very good description of holding any opinion on the internet that deviates from the online norm.

Pardon me as I shed a tear for predatory lenders.

You missed Joel Sherman’s BLISTERING Hot Take! Stupidest Twitter post of the year.

This would made me see red. If someone did that to my keys I would end up in jail, for a long time, for what I did to them.

My fiancee was an ASM for a couple of years, and when I sent this to her, her reply was “that 80% story is complete BS, that’s not how any of that works.”

She confirmed the stupidity of the pre-order vs transactions ratio, at least.