Didn't they know who his dad was?

we get it. why does everyone think we don't get the joke. WE GET THE JOKE. WE HAVE THE INTERNET.

Shut the fuck up.

Haha, that's a fantastic one. No, I meant the "men are afraid women will laugh at them and women are afraid men will kill them," quote. Because that's pretty much what's happening here.

Look, I'm all for freedom of speech, and I think the free exchange of ideas facilitated by the internet has been a boon for humanity... but I would give anything for an app that filtered everything ever posted on the internet by a boy between the ages of 12, and, let's say, 30. Maybe there could be a vetting process,…

rashberries?

Shmacked: Do you know who my father is?

ho ho, internet memes are never rape jokes, I guess.

On a light note, I'm never going to hear someone pull the whole "I'll tell my daddy on you" thing without picturing Draco Malfoy hissing, "FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS," am I? (No. No I am not.)

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be very happy to hear about this...

I just don't understand why he immediately went there because he thought someone was making fun of him. That's honestly terrifying.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.

I'm Shmacked is a really toxic phenomenon that comes to my large SEC school every year. It's gotten to the point where sororities will punish their members for attending, not out of PR concerns, but out of legitimate concerns for their safety due to past hospitalizations and general recklessness that can lead to at…

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

JLo gets a producers credit because the show is made by her production company but the creators are Peter Paige (Emmett from Queer as Folks US) and Bradley Bredeweg.

You two sound really perfect for each other. O_o

I sound mad for telling you no one (and I'm a someone) would ever suggest you do anything but what you want? And then for explaining I could not make the choice you made partly because it would be very bad for my career?

I wanted to say something longer or more emphatic. When the in-laws (or, God forbid, my parents) say something about how he won't "let" me do something, I feel the overwhelming need to show everyone that, if I can conceive, carry, and deliver a baby ... allowing him to participate in naming it is a courtesy I'm…

That is exactly why Judaism is passed through the mothers side. The Jewish people, historically, were commonly attacked and the women raped.

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.