sad mitzvah? slut mitzvah?

"...then Todd Akin was like, um, yeah it does, and there were a bunch of people working on my campaign that were conceived by rape, and also I love children."

Doesn't his claim that he has rape babies on his staff disprove the whole no pregnancy by rape thing right there?

So very special, unless they require food/housing/healthcare assistance, that is.

But not special enough to pay for their educations and school lunches and all that once they're born, I bet. Fuck Todd Akin.

Yeah, and somewhere back in the recesses of everyone's family tree is someone they aren't proud about. Take heart, keep your chin up, and recall that ignorance is environmental even if we're not sure about intelligence.

I suggest we send them all to Florida, cut Florida off at the panhandle and float it out to sea

to promote his new book about how hard it is for white Christian men to boss everyone around nowadays

Here and on Gawker, people are always fantasizing about creating our own country on a small island away from all these fucks. But now I'm voting for an island where we send all these fucks so they can say stupid shit to each other without us having to hear it. We'll call it Palan-dia in honor of the first citizen to…

I can't type out a coherent response between the raucous laughter/ragestroking.

Your friend sounds like they walk through life with their finger on a hair trigger.

Dude was just super pumped for his girlfriend.

At 5'9" and 185 lbs I am a US 14/16 which puts me not too far from the size of the woman here. Is my BMI shitty? Yep. Am I still running because I love it and I love a good challenge? Yep. Am I "fat" by any means? Ummm - no. I have curves but I am not fat or as another commentator described women of my size:…

Running makes me feel like death warmed over. I have never wanted to do anything other than crawl into a hole and die after running. No matter how much I try, I will never enjoy or even tolerate running. So I stopped and started doing weight/strength based training.

Honestly, the only way I ever dropped weight to change my weight class was to just seriously meter my caloric intake and go freakin' hungry for a few weeks as I adjusted. Using any exercise alone to lose weight will usually end badly.

Uh, no? I'm saying that her whole deal is advocating for the idea that you can be fat and also be a runner.

Unless they ban pics of everything that is unhealthy, then it's still wrong.

But can she put together the silver monkey?!

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

That picture is going to give me nightmares.

"I'm sorry honey, but he had twice as many dicks as you do. Two times the dicks. He doubled the net amount of dick available."