I’m at work, so I don’t have time to go through this line by line, but I want to point out one misstatement - a scrum is NOT usually formed after a penalty. Rather, it’s usually a minor infringement, like a knock-on or forward pass. A team awarded a penalty may elect a scrum instead of a penalty kick, but that’s…

I was dress shopping with my 13-year-old daughter over the weekend, and we came across a piece at Lord & Taylor that briefly caught her eye. The look of dread in her eyes when she saw the Ivanka Trump label and tossed it back on the rack was definitely a proud papa moment.

Works like a depth charge . . booom.

You should see what the German drunk tests.

+1 of these.

How has nobody mentioned Cannonball Run?

I was in Nashville on business in 2003 or so and was thrown a seat for a game. I was sitting next to a kid - maybe 13 or so - who kept yelling “Hit ‘im with a stick! Hit ‘im with a stick!” in an appropriately heavy Tennessee drawl whenever things got chippy on the ice. I’m glad things have progressed from the NASCAR…

+1 Norwegian Blue, just pinin’ for the fjords.

This post is a regular Highlights reel.

Squirrel?

When the cover is so much better than the original.

She is not a merciful God.

Who ever said God was merciful?

I was behind a relatively recent vintage F150 a couple weeks ago as we were pulling up to a light. His driveshaft broke off and was still spinning, the broken end skittering on the pavement as he pulled up to the light. The guy threw it into reverse, and the shaft dropped off entirely. He pulled forward, hopped out,…

+1 Buc-ee’s

DeBuckashaw Furgrasson

For Kate Bush, I would run up that road AND up that hill. Quite possibly, I’d make a deal with God, if I only could.

Which do we hate more, math, or being lawyers? Rhetorical question.

Any time I can discuss a life in being plus 21 years is a good day. I don’t have many good days.