Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out… Read more
I caught that too. Really hit home with “Egg Man”
Lane? What lane?
I have eaten one of those very martinis a couple years ago. I know of what you speak.
I heard you once got busy in a burger King bathroom
I was thinking something more along the lines of Goofus and Gallant (“Goofus separates families and detains children--even people who are legally seeking asylum! Gallant treats immigrants with respect and dignity because he isn’t an abomination.”)