Alfa Romeo is working their next car called the William Henry Harrison. It has a catastrophic engine failure a month after you buy it.

I’m going to have to go with the Skoda Felicia Fun. Because it’s not only a two seat pickup with fun interior, it converts into a four seat pickup with fun interior.

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

Lane? What lane?

I have eaten one of those very martinis a couple years ago. I know of what you speak.

I like to have a martini,

I heard you once got busy in a burger King bathroom

I’d say to take the ribbons off but heads would roll.

wait until you get to drunk Pinoe!

Why isn't that angle available all the time?

I love everything about this movie.

Save this one for last; it’s probably the best.

I was thinking something more along the lines of Goofus and Gallant (“Goofus separates families and detains children--even people who are legally seeking asylum! Gallant treats immigrants with respect and dignity because he isn’t an abomination.”)

Prince’s 2007 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance is the greatest Halftime show in Super Bowl history.

“not driving tonight so döppelbocks are fine?”

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.

Not over-reactionary at all. I believe some Asian stadiums have that kind of protection now (if not the hockey-like plexi-glass).

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?