Open and Notorious B.I.G. is my favorite rapper.

This news is . . .

+1 unedited video with golden shower

Came for this. Not leaving disappointed.

Oh my goodness gracious.

I can hide under my blanket, eating Peppermint Patties.

Marcie me, one might become Sopwith wet.

It looks like it was a dark and stormy night on the soccer pitch.

I’m waiting for the Deliverator from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.

I’m in White Plains - they are all over Bryant Avenue by the back grounds of Weill Cornell and the apartments next to Burke Rehab. The attack (such as it was) was on North Street in Harrison.

I know someone who was trapped in her car for over an hour by a flock of angry turkeys pecking at her door. Turkeys are assholes.

Fish in a blender?

+1 good dog.

+1 slew foot.

When I lived in Brooklyn years ago, one of the most annoying things was all the late-merging on the ramp from the FDR Drive to the Brooklyn Bridge ramp. It would inevitably cause delays back past the Manhattan Bridge even on light traffic days. Every now and again a cop would station himself on the exit ramp and pull…

Surely you deserve a star.

Nice car, but will it calf?

When he plays on the bar softball team (because you know he does) do they call him Jackie Robinson? Because his rise was facilitated by Branch Rickey?

Rumor has it that after this incident, Crosby the Penguin slew-footed one of his handlers then hid behind his mates like a little bitch.