Everyday, but I’m currently working at IBM in 1952.

yasssssss

It’s like these asshats hadn’t read the bible before.

THIS IS NOT CHRISTIANITY!!

i’m with her...

Damn, Michael. I was not expecting this post to turn out the way it did but I am so happy that I was surprised.

Reality TV is just the modern equivalent of travelling circuses and freakshows. Same appetite for strange, different medium.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

I watched this season. I really wanted any of the top three to win. As long as Eye-Brow wasn’t in the running, I was cool.

the thetan levels are high with this one...

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

“Gals”

The most ironic part is women I know are never off. They run our worlds, save our parents, kids and every other relationship that counts.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

“Rarely have I entered a sauna or steam room and not been at least masturbated at.”

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.