Starred for Bon Qui Qui, laughs are needed in these troubled times.

One of my favorite movies.

They can do evey single season of this show as a feud between Joan Crawford and a different person or entity. Marilyn Monroe, Mary Pickford, her children, the Pepsi Cola board, waiters who brought her less than 90 proof vodka.

My reaction at seeing the “rape fantasy defense”. Seriously wtf. He beat her within an inch of her life and she ran away naked and crying. Wtf!

There was a lady to see her, she was told.

Adrianne, Eva, Naima, Caridee, Nyle, Jaslene, Danielle, Yoanna, um, Lisa. Nicole!

Sad that hawking diarrhea tea on instagram qualifies you as being a supermodel now.

Rita has done stuff before and she has a big career.

It’s funny, I felt like this the first time I went to LA. But then I realized that everyone else is just worried about their own shit to care.

Hey, learning to love an uncharismatic, imbalanced captor is a way of life in the American right wing. Who are you to judge the love stories of Trump, Ryan, McConnell, and so many more.

You mean holding a woman against her will until she sees me for the Nice Guy that I am is NOT an effective strategy for finding true love?

Well....lesson learned! From here on I’ll just focus on standing outside my beloved’s window with a boombox all day long.

or, just use your phone camera. it’s so fucking easy.

I even check during a meal (I’ve got wonky teeth like Bowie’s before Iman came into his life) - I use my knife as a mirror. Very stealth.

I always thought of Eva Mendes as the new Gina Gershon.

Emma Stone is cute, but Eva Mendes is Eva Mendes.

Yea I kinda wanted to say this... like Stone is very adorable and all but umm... if I was Mendes I would be more than fine with their friendship.

I was thinking the same thing. Like, she’s Eva fuckin’ Mendes, no offense to Emma Stone or anything. Well, kinda.

So am I the only one who does a teeth check when I go out to eat? Hit the bathroom before you go, Katy.

Stars, they’re nothing like us!

But why didn’t she check her own damn teeth before hitting the red carpet?