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They are all over-arching their lower back and serving their butts like cats about to be mounted. That’s “#mammalian lordosis” not “#bootyfordays.”

yeah but beebs at least USED to have the good boy persona.

That whole string of hashtags is insane. It reads like it was written by somebody who wrote ad material for porn sites in the late nineties.

But Selena didn’t post that pic above? Showing the guy taking the photo in the mirror comes off as creepy.

The thing is, they don`t. Neither did I at that age, though. One of the unwritten rules of that age is giving your beauty and personality to scrubs who don`t appreciate it.

It’s funny you should say that because I generally think of HBC as pretty one-note. She has an occasional surprise, but usually I feel like she is just repeatedly playing the same character over and over again.

You think the Kardashians are worshiped “around here”? Have you ever actually read the comments on a K family article? It’s pure spite and spittle. They are loathed and the articles are only posted as hate reads so people can gorge on that loathing. It’s pretty gross, tbh. They are just a family of women on tv. The…

This is a solid distillation of coming out the other side of the Nice Guy™ mentality. Hope the therapy keeps paying off.

#preach

I know, I still can’t believe The Soup had to be cancelled over this garbage!

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

Nothing says “I’ve so moved on from you” like investing time, money, and energy into losing weight and getting into shape with the sole purpose of rubbing it in your ex’s face.

But the girl got some Kylie Lip Boxes or whatever they’re called. And a bathing suit from Kendall. And a Khloe inspired make over.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

Slight edit:

“Khloe Kardashian is about the worst person to be posing as an expert on a show that’s disgustingly cynical as it is.”

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.