National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Pilot G-7 (dark blue) for writing.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

This is what’s on offer on an elite dating app?

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

Ummm no. Not really.

He started auditioning the second he walked in the room.

yasss

Well, if every credible news agency is now a propaganda machine, I guess my Film Studies degree is going to be way more useful than I ever thought it would be.

Get your filthy cock out of me, you damned dirty ape!

Monkey Rape Apologists

Not sure if the monkey did.

He’s rich enough to have a rep speak for him but not willing to pay an extra $50 for the extended leg room? I wonder if he was so thrifty when he could expense his flights.

Seriously, if I want to see a bunch of insufferable, white millenials trying to discover themselves I can just sit with the interns at their lunch table.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

Actually, in a hilarious turn of events, I think you are thinking of Kevin Costner.

And how much had you had to drink? Why were you out alone?