It’s cool. I don’t think women want you in their vehicles anyway.

Corporations aren’t people.

Acting like adults is arbitrary, you’re just a bigger kid with more money and a little more knowledge. I don’t really have any morals or respect for things just because I’m told I should. If I can lie/cheat my way out of something and get away with it, I’ll take that 10/10 times. When asked how do I sleep at night,…

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.

Why, for the love of God, would you do such a thing??? The regular Oreos are right next to them on the shelf.

Was wondering when Jed would show up....

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That’s not just alcoholism. That kind of hallucination can only be achieved through a combination of absinthe, mezcal, and peyote.

Having Peterson run a route into the flat from the 2 was peak Payton.

It’s almost like Emma linked to a 48 page report that provides critical details about all of the ways in which NYSAC was negligent

Can’t spell Abdusalamov without USA.

What’s my settlement if I can’t say “Magomed Abdusalamov”?

It was a subtle jab.

Slipped that one.

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Isolated incident that keeps happening over and over and over.

Not so fast, did you see those stretched tires?

Jeep. Wrangler.

Doug, Roberta... look, I don’t think you’re going to get your asking price, or even close to your asking price. While the Marauder is a cool car, it’s not yet a classic. Maybe in another few decades, but not yet.

What?