Sometimes the jokes work, and sometimes they don’t.

I’ll fight you.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Except that’s an extended cab, not a regular cab.

Maybe Jon just says, “I’m high on cocaine. We’ll just fight an exhibition at whatever weight he’s at.”

Ok bro...I’m sure Cody will hit up is local Craigslist for a high-quality Lamborghini Huracan.

As an auto insurance adjuster I can’t even begin to to tell you the ridiculous loans I have seen when people totalled their cars. Owing $15k on a 2002 Grand Prix that was worth like $1200. And then they are shocked when we only pay them what the cars worth, not what the loans for. “What do I even have insurance…

People don’t do math before car shopping. People come in daily to the dealer looking for a $400 lease payment on a $70k Tahoe, and when you tell them they need $20k down to get to that payment they look at you like your hair is on fire.

CT5, CT6, ATS, CTS, XTS....goddammit, I want the old names back. Gimme a Deville, Seville, Eldorado, Fleetwood, Talisman, even a Catera instead of this alphabet soup nonsense. Find this ONE WAY not to ape the Germans and I’d respect Cadillac a lot more.

If it passes spell check, it’s good enough for Jalopnick.

They shouldn’t try to throw victims under the bus like that

Those are the “breaks”?

No, fuck them for hogging the left lane.

I dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that this piece of shit was luring people to take cash, or the fact that people were desperate enough to pay cash, $3500 at that, for a 15 year old Echo. But I guess if you really need a car, but still.

Yes...because it doesn’t take 2 hours for someone to send a quote via email. And I’m not saying avoid all contact, I’m just saying keep that method of contact separated for your own organizational purposes. Respond to the calls, respond to the emails, but then shut them down once you have bought your car...because the…

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

Crossover huh? You go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done

if its a low powered car

Get out you damn commie