“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”

Or tea pitcher. See Bob Hoover's video of this. Amazing.

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A properly done barrel roll is a 1G maneuver. Read between the line: don't f it up..

You can check for yourself here.

Any mission that has the desired result of “And then it exploded” is worth every tax penny.

That’s a classic. Have you seen this version?

“They did what?”

Fun Game!

I came here to learn of the latest advances in angry little dogs. I leave bitterly dissapointed, you have failed me Jalopnik.

Re. technique 1: remind me not to eat anything you cook that has olives in it. :)

I can’t even be sure that I’m really me!

Alternately, alternately we can attract people into our armed services via solid wages and comprehensive post-service benefits.

If there isn’t at least one major glaring error it wouldn’t be a chan article.

I am sorry, but a coastal patrol vessel is a long way from being a battleship

The smallest US nuclear weapon (W-54) would fit into a small backpack. That would make this a nuclear bomber:

Caucuses were covered in depth (and very accurately) on both “The West Wing” and “House of Cards.” That woman in the white turtleneck should not be photographed, ever.

As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly.