Hmmm. I trip regularly, suffer from bouts of insomnia, so...thank you!
Hmmm. I trip regularly, suffer from bouts of insomnia, so...thank you!
Don’t forget grabbing the testicles as a last resort.
In either of those situations, you should make yourself appear larger by raising your arms above your head, or raising a jacket or shirt, until the hotel staff offers a room upgrade, or at least complementary breakfast for the duration of your stay.
I still get chills every time I hear the final solo from comfortably numb by Pink Floyd, while it’s not fast or the most technical, it’s definitely up there for one of the best solos of all time, it’s so well played and played with so much feeling from beginning to end that it gets me every time...
‘My masters are going to kill me for not destorying that target! Oh God, what have I done? Wait, why aren’t they mad at me?!’
If computers could think, I’m sure the robot brain of that thing is “darn it darn it DARN IT WHERE’S MY AMMO.”
When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.
“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”
Or tea pitcher. See Bob Hoover's video of this. Amazing.
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A properly done barrel roll is a 1G maneuver. Read between the line: don't f it up..
That’s a classic. Have you seen this version?
“They did what?”
Fun Game!
I came here to learn of the latest advances in angry little dogs. I leave bitterly dissapointed, you have failed me Jalopnik.
Re. technique 1: remind me not to eat anything you cook that has olives in it. :)
Secretary of Defense Ash Carter has been busy highlighting key pieces of the Pentagon’s upcoming budget that will be…
Alternately, alternately we can attract people into our armed services via solid wages and comprehensive post-service benefits.
Bobby Triantos loves flying and driving. One he does for a living, currently over the embattled skies of…
Caucuses were covered in depth (and very accurately) on both “The West Wing” and “House of Cards.” That woman in the white turtleneck should not be photographed, ever.