The movie looked fine. Even the screen grab above that’s constantly been shit on since the trailer came out didn’t look near as bad in the theaters for all the shit it got on the internet the last couple of months. People just need to stop being jaded assholes all the time and enjoy things
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“Whenever Mr. Potato Head’s not on screen, Buzz should be asking, ‘Hey, where’s Mr. Potato Head?’”
Speaking as a foreigner, America’s patriotism, flag worship and pledge of allegiance thing is already incredibly weird, intense and off putting.
In the inevitable Yank remake, she’ll be played by that equally-dull vacuum with nipples: Aubrey Plaza! (And watch the wee slappers at this site wank themselves silly praising La Plaza!)
Yes, also the “Seeing Idris Elba on the big screen” part of the same sentence feels wrong since it’s on Netflix.
Yes!
“Aubrey Plaza got her Parks and Recs gig by acting weird” is one of those headlines that shows up every few years, like “Did you know OJ Simpson was supposed to be the Terminator but James Cameron thought he was too nice??”
When you do the right thing and cap yourself nobody will miss you.
Oh, so it’s fine to do it for financial gain...
I’m not one of those knee-jerk “ORWELLIAN!!!!” types, but I’m not a fan of editing dead authors when they don’t have a say, and some of these changes do smack of petty and cynical bowdlerism. Especially since, for all his personal faults, one of the main appeals of Roald Dahl is the way his stories are often a bit…
If it’s “punching down” to criticize one of the most famous people on Earth, who until a few years ago was known as the Duchess of Sussex, I’m not sure “punching up” and “punching down” has much meaning.
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Who controls the past controls the future.
Why can’t we just get a third del Toro movie?
French Canada is the best Canada, the best Canada in the land! French Canada is the best Canada, if you lived here for a week you'd understand.
I think it’d be rather difficult to have the reveal be “the monster is Darth Vader” without it being comical, especially if it was meant to be a surprise.
You can, if you don’t mind sounding like the Architect from The Matrix.
Honest question for grammar nerds: can you say “Which is, to wit, sort of” in the same sentence?
These two things can be true:
R-rating —> R rating