Goodness me, so it is! You know I saw this film and that never once occurred to me.

My brother worked at my local Blockbuster for a time, and he looks like a better-looking version of me, so...ow.

I say, without hyperbole, that Cara Delevinge is hands down the most worst actress on the whole planet of Earth.

Nah, it was dumber than that.

An uptick for "as any fule kno". Down with skool!

Ha aye, that's the one I immediately thought of. What complete nonsense that "fact" is.

Didn't they just cast this about an hour ago?

It’s already out here, I saw it in the week and like the preview hints act, it’s exactly what it promises to be...and no more. Good but not striving for greatness, I’d say.

You’re probably right, unfortunately Everything Everywhere is on IMAX for One Night Only as far as I can tell!

Yep, I’m going to one of the UK IMAX screenings on Wednesday, hopefully it pairs well with Doctor Strange in IMAX which I’m seeing the following night.

Ha, I thought that. Obviously the phrase in this case is harmless but I question the wisdom of stating your philosophy with the words “Separate but...”

Yes I realised that sounded dismissive, I actually like nearly all of those films (and the MCU for that matter). And anyway there’s a great independent cinema in my town so there’s always choice, even if some films are harder to find.

Aye mate I entirely agree. So few actors can make a film a success on the strength of their name alone, so we get either a) a huge pile-up of names or b) a half dozen IPs all smashed together into the same film.

I can hardly blame him after working two jobs full time for the last couple of years - appearing in films and lying constantly about appearing in films.

I think you’re right. In the last few years we’ve had:

Samara Weaving and Margot Robbie are both in the cast for Babylon, as it happens. In fact, all of Robbie’s upcoming films seem to have enormous, Oppenheimer-style casts.

I was genuinely a bit disappointed that the guy directing Hawkeye wasn’t also the man who created Brian Pern.

That reboot of The Avengers (UK) looks a bit shit.

Quantum Leap for an example closer to home.

Preach, we ended up with Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg in high office as a direct result of Have I Got News For You. Bastards.