Whoa whoa whoa slow down. I didn't say she didn't do it for me. A girl doesn't have to be that attractive do do it for me, but she's just a real pretty girl. This guy's eyes, lips, bone structure is model quality. He looks like he could easily be a CK model. She just looks like a real pretty girl.

Maybe they'll have one for women if more mugshots of hot men get released. I insist that men like to look at hot women regardless of their situation. Smoking gun saw a thing catch fire and they responded to it. Just because men also have that predilection doesn't mean women don't have it or don't have it worse for…

She's a meme. You're conflating two different things. Men trying to track down a hot girl who happened to be in a mugshot and became a meme isn't the same thing as men turned on specifically because she committed a crime. There was a girl in a t-shirt ad (Busted Tees?) that men were trying to track down cuz she was…

FUUUUCK UBI! But...uh, I'll take a free game if you got it and a job on your dev team if you're offering....you bridge trolls!

Really? See I don't know the facts, but these are both terrible examples of that kind of phenomena (is that the right word?) Recognizing a pretty face in a mugshot is recognizing a pretty face in a mugshot. Being extra gushy specifically because they're convicts is a whole 'nother thing.

hahaha, I basically was too scared to actually read the article. I just let my eyes pass over it, but I saw the word "rosebudding". I think I get it.

I don't know if he's my favorite, but I appreciate how he lets the story speak for itself. Trolls gonna troll, but keeping it to the point doesn't spoon feed it to them.

Ugh, I know why this anecdote bothers me, but I don't know why I care. I believe your narrative, but I feel like this correlation is dumb. "never had to try to be nice". If a good looking person has decent parents and decent friends, then they try to be nice. Good lookingness (lol I shoulda just said handsomeness) …

I forget what point you were making, but I think he is hotter than she is hot. Like she's pretty, attractive sure, but you're not wondering why she isn't modelling.

I threw up in my mouth

I don't love Bill Simmons, but isn't this kind of *his* thing? I remember reading about him kind of getting to choose who was on with him and this panel. I also feel like I remember him saying covering the playoffs/finals is the reason he's on ESPN. I guess I'd need more context to know how in a panel of three people…

there are better, much better pictures of her out there, but still...I mean this is crazy to me that a RJJ feels compelled to send nude pics. I have this idea in my head that rich athletes can get what they want consensually without the sending of nude pics...especially a grown man. RJJ is a grown man, no? I also…

I enjoyed this article. I've been on a TLDR kick, but this one just kept me hooked. I had to leave to play a soccer game in the middle of it, and actually came back and finished it. Good work, Greg.

I agree. Idk why ppl decide to turn the corner to asshole when it's clear to anybody with half a fucking brain that this shit is lighthearted banter goddamnit!

Jeez that's a lot of Heroin! Is that a lot of Heroin? It sounds like a lot of Heroin...

Man...that almost makes me want to read Greg's story. Nothing against Greg's Story, but for me, it's headline —> tldr —> comments section —-> sbnation

I wonder what the odds are on Deadspin getting a PTI mention. I hope they're good.

I could be wrong about him doing it first. And for the record he never claimed to be the originator.

my comments disappeared ;( sad friday

Nooooo do not steal credit from Ethan Sherwood Strauss on True Hoop. He made the joke this afternoon on Truehoop Live, and Tom Haberstroh from Miami had never heard it before then. Strauss did this as his radio hot take character.