yeah, douche

Thank you. I'm seeing way too many people feel sorry for her. The only way I feel sorry for her is if she was younger than she looked when she started dating him and has a really specific thirst for old man meat. I'm not saying I'm sorry for the predilection. I'm saying that I'd be sorry if the predilection led her at…

Getting caught with weed in your system is one of the most least offensive bad things a person can do on a societal level. They should be mad at the NCAA for banning him a year for some weed. That's some ol' bullshit. I can understand a game or two suspension, but an entire year is ridiculous.

Great landscape shot. too bad that black and red abomination is in the way. Just kidding. I am intentionally chop-busting.

I think he took the long way around to saying...

It was poor writing by me. I agree with the sentiment and with Sarah and with the thrust of the post. I just think it's genuinely funny that that was the next topic

Too soon

I completely agree with Sarah, but I also think it was a real stroke of luck that they followed up with Carmello. The cosmic/comedic timing of that was perfect. THE KNICKS ARE SO IRRELEVANT...Carmello had a great season, though. If it was a cartoon she would have pulled out some comically large blunt object to smash…

Wait...people post articles online for page views. FUCK THAT SHIT!

can both parts of that comment please be true

Possessed by the ghost of Eric Cartman

Chef: Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as…

the dude was fake trolling

"Keeping the team in Milwaukee is a condition of the sale."

also, I know you aren't letting them get to you, I was just trying to figure out the best way to incorporate the phrase "basic bitches"

Ay Kara, don't let them basic bitches at Vanity Fair get to you.

and by God I mean deadspin commenters in all their old testament rage

God forgive me for saying this, but I'm looking forward to hearing what Frank Isola has to say about this after so completely doubting Shabazz Napier's account of things.

Donde es el/la retrebucion? You know I don't speak spanish, but I hate when people are just like *shrug* we handled that poorly, we admit it, and blah blah blah, repercussions please

lol "I don't want to do the math" neither you nor our failing public schools, sir.