baby ;) I don't give a shit if you or anyone questions my sexuality. My only intent was to say that his beefcakery was so staggering that as a straight man I still felt compelled to comment on it. If that makes you question my sexuality *shrug*, enjoy yourself mysterious stranger

My first thought, and I'm straight, was, "Who's that blurry beef cake in the front?" He kind of looks like Alistair Overeem (i don't care if i spelt that wrong).

I don't get why they're bent over. I mean, sure, do a cheerleader thing, but it's strange that they're bent over and he's just standing there covering his penis.

lol come on, guys. You can't take a guy on a deadspin comment board seriously when he throws out "sheeple" (plural cuz there is no singular for sheeple) as an insult. That is one of the most patty-cake with the mittens on faux-conservative insult that someone could lob in a comment section. BUT, in case spinit (ha…

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.