I misread this as “Best homophones in baseball.” They Haight gaze inn the write whey.

Is the constant talk about dating his daughter a cover for his NAMBLA interests? Or is all the money he gave to NAMBLA a cover for the fact that he wants to date his own daughter?

I’m curious. Did you not include Leitch’s emails because they were too sad or too vulgar (or both)?

But seriously, Boston fans are fucking awful.

Congrats on your marriage. Sorry your pocketbook was unfairly robbed.

It’s routine for tournament organizers to purchase hole-in-one insurance against the possibility of a participant pulling off the feat; it’s the insurer who pays when someone wins the prize. Here’e the website for just one of the companies who offers this service:

It’s taken me a long time on social media to fully realize this is what’s happening. Always the shiniest happiest social media presence people eventually crack and reveal themselves to have absolutely horrible lives. The prime examples being four crazy-in-love living-their-best-life couples where one had a dangerous…

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Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

It feels like “you just know nothing about finance” is the thing we always hear three weeks before finance bros fuck the economy all to hell.

It must be wonderful to go through life seeing everything you want to see. So comfy!

Yes The Concourse should follow your example of sticking to your strength: shitty, inconsequential comments

Univision would delete that post...

“Kaepernick is as white as he is black”

In Russia joke tells you?

“How am I supposed to know it’s a joke?” is the title of an article that Ham would write and it’d be good and have a point and I’d like it.

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.

I love Bob Dylan’s work, but I find I don’t like to know to much about him as a person, or what other people think his songs are about. To me, art can mean different things to different people. I like having my own feelings and thoughts about my favorite Dylan songs.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!