“Last Monday, Windsor married Judith Kasen, a vice president at Wells Fargo Advisors...”

Was that last sentence for the spouse’s clients at Wells Fargo?

I came for exactly this comment.

Best homophobes in baseball. They hate gays in the right way.

1. The Clinton Foundation has A ratings from charity watchdogs so nice false equivalence.

Oh no, blame Trump. Poor leadership!

Which raises the question: Why didn’t he sue the insurance company?

Prize insurance for a $1M hole-in-one contest is literally $300. I wonder how much Trump paid his lawyers to handle the case.

Property tax captures seem fine for the limited purpose of paying for the brownfield clean-up/remediation/whatever. After all, the developer didn’t make the mess and cleaning it up is in the public interest anyway. Beyond that, get your hand out of the taxpayers pocket and pay for your own damn real estate venture.

Well actually, under this scheme the taxpayers will be supplying the capital for Gores/Gilbert/Ilitch ventures. You get that, right? If you buy a coffee from a store in Gilbert’s new Hudson’s site building, the 6% Michigan sales tax on that purchase wouldn’t go to pay for roads, schools, and cops like normal sales tax…

The elevators at my office building have tvs in them for some reason and they are permanently set to Food Network, so I’ve seen lots of The Pioneer Woman in 45 second intervals. Not only is her shtick transparently bogus, but she seems whacked out on barbiturates or something to dull the pain from being a bored…

The whole thing about refusing to communicate with customer service except via DM is assholish. Also, the constant complaints about airline wifi:

I take it you’ve never heard of, you know, shift work?

This. A work culture that has employees regularly working long hours is not one that maximizes productivity or its workers’ talents.

To be regionally accurate the Gulls’ logo should be a bird that catches fire on a body of water.

This is a league that just experienced its lowest attendance and tv ratings numbers in its history, and hasn’t had a league-wide average attendance about 10,000 in seven seasons. You’d think they might want to try and embrace the BLM thing if for no other reason than it might help them win fans. Because strict…

Let’s hope they devote considerable time discussing how the 1998 home run chase helped them bond their father and the ex-post-facto outrage over said chase brought father and sons even closer.

You are supposed to wait until you’re 35 to run for president otherwise God will kill a kitten. If Tebow has urges before then, which is normal for a healthy male fundie/quarterback, he could always run for Congress. It’s the political equivalent of doing your high school girlfriend in the butt. #Loophole

In fairness to Toomey, my sophomore year girlfriend did, let’s say, broaden the boundaries of her sexual orientation after taking gender studies and human sexuality classes. That was an amazing year for me. I can’t say enough good things about women/gender/feminist studies classes.

I helped a family friend work on his application essay several years ago and found the whole process really problematic. In my case, the student’s father passed away unexpectedly when he was a freshman. He was advised to write about that and I could tell he wasn’t 100% comfortable opening up about it. Initially, I…