I just see a LOT of these comments saying, “Man! Great DD!”. Obscure classic cars shouldn’t be thought of as daily drivers. Completely unrealistic.

I don’t know if you’re kidding, or you’re too young to remember, but (for the too young) vacuum wipers use engine vacuum instead of electric motors to operate the regular mechanical wiper arms we’ve all heard of. The problem with them is if you accelerate up a hill, or while trying to pass, the wipers slow down to a…

Amazing, huh?

These jokes will surely rubber the wrong way.

It was a wheely close shave.

Oh it’s still attached, but not by bones.

She’ll tread more carefully next time.

She’s since re-tired.

Chevy Cavalier.

Maybe the tank camouflage worked better than expected?

And on this day, no one shed a tear for the Toyota Yaris, nor on any other day.

That tank did the world a favor, and I would award the crew a medal for ridding the world of such subpar automotive design in the great confines of Deutschland!

I’m sure there’s a local MSNBC affiliate.

In Soviet Russia, the news makes you!

Yeah they call it Gawker media.

Yes. Yes I do.

Sorry, fellow Americans. No Mitsuokas for us.

People do stupid shit all the time, smoke, get tattoos, believe in santa clause. I don’t have to respect their stupid activities just because it’s creative or cost money. I won’t say they ruined this car but, they did make it far less desirable to normal people. Who knows how good a job they did?

Jeff always knew he was different. His parents tried to shield him, like any good parents would. But they couldn’t be there all the time. They couldn’t be there when the lifted Chevy at the gas station called him “Foot Long”, or when the Cherokee held him down and pulled off his “Trail Rated” badge. Jeff hated being…