James Deen is a better actor period than Lohan. And Deen's Peen is Mean.

"I'll be happy to find you on my bed?" I think we have found the problem.

I just want a god, any of em, pick one, to come down and say you are right you are wrong, etc. I don't care if it even is against everything I believe in. Just give it to me GOD! *rush of laser beam through the window and drowning in popcorn.

Whatever, I could care less what you think jerkoff.

Fuck Jeff Zrebiec for saying "could" care less. If you can care less then that means you could care more than anything you have ever cared about in your entire life. Mug.

"Hey white man!"

Romney and Jesus Christ are mad with you! Praise!

Because it was incorrect, ironic, or just hilarious?

Welcome to the club, don't forget to bill for the xeroxes.

That's not an arrow...

YES

Smokes cost more in NYC.

I agree. I used to call myself a republican and now just feel embarrassed and sad our country has these people.

What? Al Gore couldn't ever do anything by himself. Nor could any single politician.

Same here. I have resisted all these years to see Gawker's crap business finally get to the heart of Jalopnik and that day has come.

I think Bubba Smith sat in one after ripping the seat out in Police Academy. Useless info.

Astonishing how fast that bitch went. And the one time their guard was down (just after winning I would assume the crew were actually taking a break for once.)

It comes with Jeff Bridges who will act like The Dude for 90 days.

Thank you. They still do it today!

Anyong.