rudi_freude
rudi_freude
rudi_freude

there is no pleasing that crowd. No matter what you do.

I don’t remember that scene when the Chitauri attacked the Avengers.

  • “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Clearly, he was looking for the ones he lost.

It is the royal “we.”

Sounds like an interesting opening scene for a satire.

marshmallows are especially dangerous (they can either melt and drip into your throat, resulting in a horrible death or you can aspirate them and then die a horrible death).

Magnifique!

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It may have been inspired by true events:

My dad loved it so much. Which made me love the movie even more because my dad is a stone-cold sumbitch.

Also, Sister Act was posted as a humorous exception to your “rule,” but since you just lit into me, you actually got me thinking about your premise:

Yes. And yes.

Maz Kanata is this season’s Yoda.

Argh! You beat me to it!

This stigmata is not going away anytime soon.

Maybe it was an imperial Stormtrooper.

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It depends. If it’s a murder and not a crime.