I don’t remember that scene when the Chitauri attacked the Avengers.
Clearly, he was looking for the ones he lost.
Sounds like an interesting opening scene for a satire.
It may have been inspired by true events:
My dad loved it so much. Which made me love the movie even more because my dad is a stone-cold sumbitch.
Also, Sister Act was posted as a humorous exception to your “rule,” but since you just lit into me, you actually got me thinking about your premise:
Yes. And yes.
Maybe it was an imperial Stormtrooper.
It depends. If it’s a murder and not a crime.