Well, the Washington National Cathedral features Darth Vader as one of their gargoyles, so…yay?

Perhaps their…faith is strong.

Did it snow in the desert?

Indeed.

So I guess that makes her a…Material Girl?

The characters could’ve been elocuting in the Queen’s English and I still wouldn’t have understood that headache-inducing shite.

Okay, you know the drill.

Wouldn’t they cause more of a delay and potential lives lost if the overhead bins did lock in case of emergency? If it’s not beyond some selfish buffoons to drag their luggage through an aircraft’s already-narrow aisle during a fire, I imagine it’s not beyond them to block the passages trying to shake, rattle, and…

Oooh, I love weird funeral stories.

He was told to “say something” so he hugged his friend and with a very solemn tone whispered “congratulations”.

Her make up was impeccable, she was wearing a pretty pink suit she loved, and her hair was neat as a pin. Seriously, I kind of stared for a few minutes at her because I couldn’t believe she looked so good!

Still an excellent climax after all these years! Thanks for this.

Anything can happen in the woods.

“Stop trying to make half-beard happen! It’s not going to happen!!!”

Damn, she was determined to die, and in a glorious fashion too.

As per the Post.