Disney: embracing creative bankruptcy to achieve the complete opposite fiscally.

Just had a vivid mental picture of Angelina Jolie LUNGING across a table to strangle George to death.

Parents. Parents asked for this. In this case, parents of at least one PG rated child, possibly celebrating a birthday or celebrating another kid’s birthday, and just trying to keep their shit together for two more damn hours.

Yeah, echoing what Patrick says, and adding: There’s kind of an internet echo chamber that assumes lack of interest from particularly internetty folks (who tend to be a bit more aware of reviews, buzz, wahtever) applies to the culture at large, and that just isn’t the case. By any metric we have (and granted, they are…

It was #4 worldwide for 2014. It grossed $757 million dollars on an estimated $180 million budget. Even if you limit the conversation to domestic gross, it was still #8 and beat out franchises like X-Men and Spider-Man. So to answer your question, there is a sequel because the first one was popular and profitable and…

But they should not be making this. Or Lion King. Or Dumbo.

The first two are bots.  10 followers between the two of them, and you wanna use them as viable points?  C’mon.  I get it, and white folks are dumb as hell for being upset over a cartoon character but at least look at who you’re quoting here.

Not PR exactly, just her personal self image that she’s better than that.

He was really good as Jeff Gillooly in I, Tonya, and it was impossible to recognize him as the guy who plays Bucky.  So, I get it.  Put a silver arm on him or a CGI suit, maybe she’d recognize him.

The smaller characters in Marvel movies are basically given a random bits of dialog and direction and have to act against a green screen. Gwyn probably showed up, did her job, cashed her check, and went about her life. People need to remember that just because these actors are in these movies, doesn’t mean they are…

I do not for one minute believe that Gwyneth doesn’t know exactly what movies she’s in, and who the other stars of those movies are. I do believe, however, that she’d like everyone to think she’s so above all this silly little Hollywood stuff that it just slips her mind. She’s so busy with goop wellness psuedoscience,…

I can’t believe I’m going to defend GP, but she makes cameos in the films which probably don’t require her to be on set with anyone else besides RDJ, Jon Favreau, etc. I can’t remember if she and Sebastian share a scene. However, to classify him as ‘not distinctive looking’ is pretty inaccurate - plus nobody has a…

He’s tensing so fucked hard in that photo, I am embarrassed for him.

Ironically, the word prat is an old English term for buttock(s). It’s used as an insult in the UK, but is also where the word pratfall comes from, to fall on your ass.

They worked on Magnificent 7 together. And Pratt is one of those aw-shucks dude types. Easy to make friends. It’s just that he’s also a closet fundamentalist and he probably hides the worst of it from his co-workers and non-fundie friends. Heck, maybe he is progressive about his political views, but we’ve all known…

It wasn’t the difference in ideology that was tripping me, but of interests and temperament.  Plus, it not like all WASPy dudes like one another.  There wouldn’t be so many silly bro feuds if they did.  

He was always an insufferable jerk, we just have more evidence of it now.

We could’ve done with half as much crack. Although, I do appreciate seeing his stretch marks. Stars, they’re just like us! 

It was such a short, fast trip for him from “adorable dork” to “insufferable jerk”.

Yeah, no.