THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!

Russia, I am disappoint.

I'm relieved to see I'm not the only one whose first thoughts were for the MR2.

And yet no one notices Lady Deathstrike behind him and her ten looooongggg claws.

Oh, please. Nothing to i-

Well, Bourne did use a rolled-up newspaper once.

He's had previous experience with sweatshops.

Oh, Johnny!

Nicely-done.

And then, when you least expect it - the attack:

Oh, deer.

The horror.

Oh, God.

You would be correct. That is indeed UFO Grendizer beside Great Mazinger.

That's a good ad for turning me off Oreos.

If they ACTUALLY wanted to change the conversation, they'd say "oh guess what beauty is completely meaningless and totally unimportant."

Yet another lame prequel.