I stopped going to Jalopnik when it adopted the latest incarnation of Kinja, but am currently waging a valiant effort at i09 to give it a fair chance.

That...would...be...so...FETCH.

High-five!

I'll just tell my future whippets about the Tooth Fairies in Hellboy 2, and that will be the end of that.

Singles was underrated.

Didn't Grandma Moses start painting after 70?

Outrage=clicks.

Preach!

But he can be black and blue!

I'll wait and see what Ask A Mortician has to say about this.

He will forever be Charles, Prince of Whales to my 8-year-old self.

And that's why the ancient Greeks were much more than ancient geeks.

All that brainpower's gotta go somewhere.

D'oh! The Thinking Man himself looks pretty buff to me.

I heard that rumour but then came across an article (which I can't place now) that quoted the Queen as stating that she will honour the royal lineup - which meant Chuck wasn't going to be passed over in favour of Wills.

At this point - and after a lifetime of waiting in the wings - they could crown him with thorns and he'd still be ecstatic.

Good luck, Chuck.

Okay. Now I'm pitching "Never Been Pegged." A daring rom-com starring Lena Dunham as the adventurous Peg, Michael Cera as her timid but earnest best friend, and maybe Seth McFarlane as her boorish but eventually thoughtful boyfriend.

Getting butt-hurt, I guess.

Relevant.