+1

I guess that's why they call her Swift.

No, that's a Red Guard from Star Wars.

Now?

Awwwww.... ;)

Forgive me, my brother, for I was misled by the infidels' inalienable right to bare arms.

Hahahahahahahahahaah!

Pfft.

You are mistaken, sir.

And I thought this was a repost of Kotaku's piece on Tokyo's coffin hotels.

Or...

Why the devil did she wear Prada?

WHAT? NOT WATCHING MY EARNEST WIN TONIGHT?!?

But!

No worries haha.

So, can we now rename "Platinum Blonde" to "Suicide Blonde?"

Surely you know I was just joshing.

And Kimmy will upstage this with either a K-Section or - horrors - live streaming live birth.

JAPAN makes no sense whatsoever.

Damn straight! :P