They start young.

I'm more worried how excessive the right to arm bears has become.

Whoa! I never knew about that.

I dunno. Madonna looks radiant there.

Henry Cavill is an attractive man, but hell I don't understand why he looks so blech in the suit so far.

I suppose a man's private fantasies shall ever remain...uncharted.

Lord, those Kai Tak landings.

I'm intrigued.

I-I don't think I shall pass this test.

Genital injuries, you say?

ID4 needed no saving, sir.

Beat me to it.

Maybe he managed to convince the Caribbean Queen to get out of his dreams and get into his car.

Maybe he managed to convince the Caribbean Queen to get out of his dreams and get into his car.

Oh, get over it, Madeleine!

Well, NOW they do hee hee hee hee hee!

But *SPOILER* Batman didn't blow up.

It's a parody. So I'm guessing they're covered.

To be fair, that Madonna pop song still has quite the pedigree: written by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd-Webber. No mean feat, since the duo had been feuding and managed to call a truce to collaborate on the song for the film.

This looks like a job for She-Ra's Aunt Flo.