Well...I suppose stage shows can be subjected to revisions, for better or worse. I love me a good musical but I know that Evita alternately dropped or changed certain numbers, from its inception as a concept album, to the full-on stage musical, and on to the film version and the current incarnation on stage today.

Apparently, Les is more.

Haha just a faster typist, mon ami/

I can't help but think of Hugh Jackman singing Billy Ocean:

You forget Evita's "You Must Love Me."

You're welcome anytime, LaComtesse.

They must not be Busy Bees, but Money Honey Bees.

In before Blue Ivy Carter.

That's not Brucey hee hee that's Riki-Oh.

I don't know. I dislike monkeys with a passion, myself, but that is one stylish simian.

Fabulous, simply fahhhhhbulous.

Is courteous service on the menu?

Heck, I thought he was going to talk about fibers.

Thanks, John Hawks. I've quite recently feared we truly are marching towards The Marching Morons.

It's W.C. Fields time!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

B-but Aaliyah wasn't Latina.

Same here. Then again:

Truck nuts would go well with camel toe, I think.

LEAVE CHENEY ALONE!!!!