Again, an indifferent deity may be preferable to an actively vindictive one.

I suppose it's because many religions depict God in human form (as in that classic Michelangelo fresco), and, while he can be an angry god, he is also held as the source of all love, if not love itself.

^^This. So much this. Thank you.

I'm afraid Stony22, via Rob Bricken has already written the story to beat all stories regarding long (superhero) pig.

"Fuck your ham, Steve!" shall now be my new battle cry.

Thatz a +1.

Well, maybe after we scorch the earth the next generation will be able to invent new narratives with their sticks and stones.

I don't know what to makemake of this.

S/he has manface.

Oh, so that's what this guy looked like in utero.

Yes, but woodholes could be caused by termites.

Typical lawyer. Getting off on a technicality.

I suppose they mean well, but we know what the road to hell is paved with.

That was lurvely!

Hey, it's showbiz age.

No wafer-thin mint?

Still not a fan of shaky-cam.

So, basically...

I would've set fire to it, just to be sure.

I once dated a fossil.