Found it!

I'm not sure if I saw that on Twilight Zone, or whether King's prose is so vivid I imagined it.

Any chance Elmo gets in on this action?

When I was a wee lad, my mother ever-so-subtly encouraged me to become a doctor.

Meh. Nobody can still beat Sally Anne Howes.

I thought horses were the stupidest?

Oh! Oh! Where is this from again?

"...pitter patter pitter patter..."

Of Wrath, no doubt.

How could we ever have trusted a moon called "Deimos"?!?!

I thought John Carter was an enjoyable space-adventure romp that suffered from incredibly bad marketing. The VFX are well done and there are some great set pieces to feast your eyes upon. Also, it doesn't take itself too seriously so there's a liberal sprinkling of humor, too.

What flavor is the Kool-Aid at IHOP?

No, no, no, NO!!!

Yes, and yes.

It is time to colonize the Red Planet.

To be fair, we're viewing mostly interior shots on a PC/laptop monitor.

Mwa.

Oh lemme guess - they discovered the presence of Helium?

Because goats - who wear goatees - are supposedly the devil's mascot?

Man, I am so pumped for this!