I...I...

Me-e-e...me-e-e-e-e-e-e!

It's not Akira without Kanedaaaaaaaaaa and that iconic red bike.

How about that Rihanna plane?

I just hope he's not a Dick.

Maybe these are just warnings?

Maybe she's just trying to kickstart a Swedish remake of Jackson's The Lovely Bones.

Oh, the huge - never mind.

At first I thought it was Big Daddy Pym literally on Ultron's mind, but upon closer inspection, yeah - sure looks like Barton.

We eat Jebus' body and drink his blood every Sunday, and you ask why?

Boner-killer.

For the 12 Days of Christmas, of course!

I know what you're saying.

Those have got to be some mighty cold winters.

Asimov's Laws of Robotics aside, why would a robot refuse to go out if it was cold outside?

Way to go viral, Robopocalypse.

I collect Hot Toys figures like this one.

"Take that part out, and people will stop being able to see what moves, even if they can see everything else."

I found this highly entertaining.