Maybe they were trying to get away from the movie.

Well...that is something you don't see every day.

A-are those zombies swarming like bees?

Especially since we know that John dies at the end.

I hadn't been to Cracked in ages, but when I was browsing randomly the other night and thought I saw your name there I was just "Oh, this is so, so Wong!"

Why, thank you, dear!

Oh, well.

Silly me.

If that's bad, then I don't wanna be good.

Is that sci-en-ti-fic?

Science!

Impostor.

Is it possible to be blinded with non-science?

I enjoyed Van Helsing for its sheer unapologetic campiness, fun, and action.

Hawkeye - how could you?!?!?

It's uncanny how that Brosnan lad sounds just like his father.

He's so adorable when he's gushing, no?

There was a...novel?

Cool!

Oh, put a sock in it, Gaston.