While Dumbo's "Pink Elephants On Parade" never struck me as scary, Pinocchio's misadventure time in Pleasure Island was terror-inducing to me as a child. When the boys started turning into donkeys and then sold into slavery, I just about lost it and had nightmares for weeks.

Something like this, I imagine?

It actually reminded me more of this guy.

I'd have preferred RuPaul over Halle Berry if they were gonna mess up the character that bad anyway.

I also read somewhere that Singer didn't care much for the character - hence her lack of lines and things to do until Berry somehow managed to snag an Oscar.

NOOOOOO!!!!! OH, DEAR GOD NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Yes, within a certain time frame.

Zing!

That's...reassuring.

What?

Just another dickbag wanting a sandwich to be made out of a woman.

My avatar went green six hours ago and so did others'. So I just changed it to a fresher one.

Thor hanging out with Vikings just sounds...perfect.

Neither. It's a role Lizzie Caplan tackled in Mean Girls.

I love the smell of landmines in the morning.

That actually sounded very herpy-derpy to me.

I think they're just supposed to be surreal.

Just blood?

What the WHAT?!?

Their unspoken words translate to "WTF?"