Daddy shifts uncomfortably in his seat as he adjusts his truss. 

I saw a movie where Tom Cruise didn't look crazy. 

“A properly trained shooter can whip their gun around in a sidearm throwing motionwhile firing to curve the bullets”

https://rudernegro.kinja.com/clahtalk-is-dead-long-live-clashtalk-1837474822

Dunno.

Cold af.

All Lego sets can be three, or more, things.

To be fair, Slayer sucks.

Spend less time signing your posts, more time proofreading them.

It's a $200 suitcase that they didn't put wheels on. 

It's a $200 suitcase that they didn't put wheels on. 

I guess I'm weird, since I've reached the point in life where I can afford $129 steak knives without even thinking about it and yet, I would never think to buy $129 steak knives. 

I guess I'm weird, since I've reached the point in life where I can afford $129 steak knives without even thinking…

lol

Interfering with congressional junkets isn't going to turn out well in the long run.

It's 1974 all over again. 

Fuck if I remember. You figure it out. 

So we can't see that they're just big cardboard tubes.

A goose just walked over my grave.

Like all grifters, she’s just following the money.

Why would anyone bother giving the Mooch column inches?

I think he'll help him by deporting some relatives.