I'm not hiding, I'm just banned on The Takeout. 

After falling down the stairs.

I'm really jealous of your 1337 English skills. 

Six times, the poor clumsy bastard.

I was asking myself “how long before one of the “hanged” dick dribbles shows up?” as I hit the publish button.

Shocker.

lol

lol

It's hot and I don't have the energy to create a Get/Out Media Corrections burner. Someone get on that for me. 

I dismissed the ITG who was bragging about his willingness to cut off Trump's thumbs. You wouldn't have the stones to give him a dirty look. 

You mean the “Mexican rapist baby who’s selling drugs”?

Sure you would. 

That grin and that thumbs up.

One of these things is not like the others...

Yes.

The perfect destroying the good seems to be the Splinter motto.

I’m not much of a tea person, but I understand some of the herbal varieties are very calming.

Unlike you being “hacked”, I’ve been banned before. ;)

I seriously think you’re in dire need of a hug.

You need a hug, little buddy?