Ooooooo! It's in technicolor! Cutting edge technology! Fancy schmancy! That's like 6K UHD hifi, right? Is it a talkie too? Can't wait to go down to the nickelodeon and see Lucy larger than life!!! (I'm an idiot. I know I'm an idiot. I've tried to stop being an idiot. Yet here we are... Idiot! 🤣😂🤣😂)

Pratt Wife 2.0 looks at Chris the same way my sister’s dog looks at me when I have Beggin Strips in my hand.

The guy selling all his possessions, including over $100 Milllion in personal mansions, is the guy you’re worried about not having any money?

Then why are tax rates half of what they were 60 years ago?

Gamers: “A bunch of lady art majors making walking sims about depression? That’s literally SHOVING FEMINISM UP MY ASS HOW DARE YOU?”

Call it DEUXNE you cowards

Or, more likely, Chappelle is just an asshole.

In case you haven’t seen the cancel culture comments from Bobcat Goldthwait

Man I wish Dave would have someone sit him down with like a highlight reel of Trump being pathetically touchy about personal criticism, and the way he reacted with such aggrieved pettiness, and just say

Baby trap doodoodoodoo, baby trap doodoodoodooo, baby trap!

Yah. If you take away the “rah, rah, hate the rich” thing, a sentence of 4 years in jail is the STIFFEST penalty for involuntary manslaughter in Cali. And probation for a first offense is a standard penalty.

Huh.

Noting a misconception in the article here, generally hunter/gatherer societies don’t run on barter but on the honor system.

The 5G receiver the government forced me to pump into my veins by conspiring with China to release a virus that would force everyone to hate police and destroy ‘murika just received a text from Skynet.

Oh, it’s streets ahead alright.

Defending airlines and their pricing nonsense? I’ve officially seen everything.

We’re going to change our name to align with something that polls with much higher positivity numbers, NAMBLA. 

Your (that’s the royal you, there) crazy uncle who posts racist shit and conspiracy theories is logged in under his real name. Real ID won’t fix the problem.

1: Go fuck yourself.