You do know that Twitter's terms of service aren't actually laws, right?

They accidentally threaded the film backwards.

Fleabag is the best television show my old, straight, black, male ass has seen in years.

Jesus Christ, did you actually expect me to read that?

So, you want Trump to roll out some more empty platitudes in the tradition of Obama, Bush, and Clinton? That'll stop the gun violence?

“ire”

“and author Marianne Williamson”

“but in my defense”

“distraction monkey”

“Hispanic invasion of Texas”

Thanks.

So?

Hey, David, this is, like, the sixth time you starred one of my comments.

It's invisible like Denton's.

They aren't innocent. 

Put a million shitstirring weebs in a room with a million typewriters and they're bound to type something I agree with once in a while. 

“LBJ”

You don’t care so much you posted four gifs about how little you care.

And yet, here you are.

lol