If you're dating a thumb, I suppose.

Our childhood.

Amen.

lol

Go fuck yourself, ofay.

Conflating internalized racism with actual racism is a jackass move.

You just did, you fucking jackass.

“profits at any cost”

Deadspin still loses money. The only two verticals that make money are The Root and Lifehacker.

I though I had clicked on an old article.

Better yet, skip the meat entirely. Your gut and the Earth will thank you.

Better yet, skip the meat entirely. Your gut and the Earth will thank you.

I’ve seen more European toilets without bidets than with bidets.

I’ve seen more European toilets without bidets than with bidets.

lol

Shit, I didn't even need to be elected to know I don't want to follow Donnie Two Scoops on Twitter.

That got a chuckle out of me. 

Crapping on your parents who were probably under a lot of financial stress when they were raising you doesn’t make me want to buy things through Kinja Deals. 

Crapping on your parents who were probably under a lot of financial stress when they were raising you doesn’t make…

This will break the first time you try to use it.

This will break the first time you try to use it.

Oh.

You're not sure what has happened?

lol